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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，快船队（25-13）128-119战胜灰熊（14-24）。

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快船（25-13）：乔治37分3篮板2抢断1助攻1盖帽、莱昂纳德22分7篮板4助攻2抢断2盖帽、科菲13分2篮板、威少12分2篮板2助攻、哈登11分9助攻、鲍威尔11分5篮板、泰斯7分5篮板4助攻、曼恩7分5篮板、祖巴茨6分11篮板、米勒2分2篮板。

灰熊（14-24）：小贾伦21分6篮板、蒂尔曼20分9篮板、罗迪17分6篮板4助攻、贝恩15分3助攻、扎威13分3篮板2助攻、拉拉维亚12分4篮板、肯纳德11分7篮板6助攻、小文斯6分3篮板、GG-杰克逊4分5篮板。

[–]herbaliteRussell Westbrook 10 points 5 hours ago

THE BEST TEAM IN BASKETBALL

快船球迷：快船！篮球界最强の存在！！！

[–]fakenotyet 10 points 5 hours ago

Point god james hardennn

快船球迷：哈登！控卫之神の存在！！！

[–]_lxviiiiLET RUSS COOK 183 points 5 hours ago

17-3 in our last 20 games is actually insane lol

快船球迷：最近20场比赛，快船17胜3负，这玩意儿确实像疯了一样…的爽~~~~哈哈哈！！！

新闻链接>>>>>>近20战17胜！乔治：一直赢球的感觉真好 这不是说谎

[–]thrawn_is_kingSam Cassell 4 points 3 hours ago

That one of those 3 is a loss to the Lakers is mind boggling.

快船球迷：且慢！在输掉的3场比赛里面，有一场竟然是输给湖人的？…这这…想不通啊…

[–]PengosMangos 9 points 6 hours ago

Y’all think Harden is coasting or sub-15 scoring will be a new norm for him

快船球迷：兄弟们，现在哈登是不是每场比赛随随便便发挥一下， 15分都用不着拿就可以取胜打卡下班啦？~~~

[–]MVPG2022Paul George 41 points 6 hours ago

He's doing what's needed for Ws

快船球迷：你懂什么，哈登在场上，他撅的每一个姿势都是奔着赢球去的好吗~~~

[–]GenericDarkFriendJames Harden 14 points 6 hours ago

when the entire team cooks he prefers to just play make

快船球迷：那可不~只要队友状态火爆，哈登是更愿意作为一个组织者，串联球队的~

[–]bankshot2134Russell Westbrook 5 points 5 hours ago

When the Clippers win…

快船球迷：只要快船一赢球…

[–]benificialartKawhi Leonard 4 points 5 hours ago

快船球迷：…我就会…

[–]papitoluisito 3 points 5 hours ago

Get

快船球迷：…被…

[–]MrBornReady 6 points 4 hours ago

Horny

快船球迷：…欲火烤糊…

[–]ayeno 2 points 6 hours ago

That got too close for comfort there

快船球迷：好险~~~差一点我的欲火就到燃点了~~~

[–]Jayden-Wilkins 3 points 6 hours ago

Sorry Memphis.

Our time.

快船球迷：抱歉灰熊队，时代变了~~~该我们快船起飞了~~~~

[–]Patrick BeverleyKiryuXGoro 202 points 6 hours ago

Clippers are 2-0 when Kawhi, PG, Harden, Westbrook, Kobe and Jordan all play.

球迷：当小卡、泡椒、哈登、威少、科比和乔丹都出战的情况下，快船已经2胜0负了！

快船“乔丹”：乔丹-米勒

快船“科比”：科比-布朗

[–]Global-Inside-7930 16 points 6 hours ago

How much help does Kawhi need?!!

球迷：这什么牛逼阵容啊！！小卡这人找帮手，要多少是多啊？？！！！

[–]NBABiglundtry 65 points 6 hours ago

Ballmer can’t keep getting away with this

球迷：这这这…搞出这种请神求仙的天皇巨星阵容…鲍尔默要负全责！！

[–]San Diego Clipperssuperduperdoobyduper 40 points 6 hours ago

and people say lebron needed help

快船球迷：难怪有人还会说老詹帮手不够呢~~~

[–]Radiant_Muffin7528 3 points 6 hours ago

Thats cheating! Ballmer needs to be investogate.

球迷：这太玩儿赖啦！！！鲍尔默必须要接受屌查！！！

[–]Clippersclayfu 26 points 6 hours ago

I was almost impressed how bad Boston and Kobe played in 3 minutes.

快船球迷：不开玩笑~~~布兰登-波士顿和科比-布朗在场3分钟的表现，确实烂到倒转乾坤，让人大开眼界的境界！！！

[–]Clipperscalifournya 81 points 6 hours ago

Almost had us in that second to last minute, not gonna lie

快船球迷：不说瞎话啊，下半场的最后时刻，快船差点就被灰熊给翻过来了呢…

[–]GrizzliesTheFragranceVol 32 points 6 hours ago

How? We had ONE STARTER LEFT

灰熊球迷：还…还翻过来呢？瞎啊…你也不看看，咱的首发阵容，就剩一个人腿脚还算健全的

注：贝恩今日因伤退赛，灰熊原先发五虎，仅剩小贾伦-杰克逊。

新闻链接>>>>>>但愿无碍！贝恩11中3拿到15分&崴脚提前退赛

[–]Even_Note_1604 32 points 6 hours ago

grizz got like 2 players left

球迷：楼上的灰熊球迷还是乐观了啊…在我看来，今天灰熊好像就两个人参赛了吧…

[–]digestiblewater 14 points 6 hours ago

god is forcing a grizzlies tank how many starters do they even have left???

球迷：连老天爷都逼着灰熊摆烂啊~~~老实告诉我，灰熊队到底还剩多少个首发是腿脚好的？？

[–]GrizzliesCompellingTaxidriver 14 points 6 hours ago

1

灰熊球迷：上面都跟你说了，就剩一个了…

[–]Thunderhere_for_the_lols 21 points 6 hours ago

That Boy George sure can play ball

雷霆球迷：乔治这后生，打球确实有点东西啊~~

新闻链接>>>>>>值多少钱？乔治全场7记三分 18投12中飘逸爆砍个人赛季新高37分

[–]Clippersm_roon 20 points 8 hours ago

Vote PG for the All Star Game

快船球迷：快把乔治投进全明星，尽说些没用的！

[–]Grizzliesspacejambroni 5 points 7 hours ago

Paul George was a menace and yes I’d like a cyanide pill please. Funny how the season just decided to end today.

灰熊球迷：是啊~~乔治简直太惨无人道了！！另外，哪位兄弟有空帮我去买斤鹤顶红？本赛季咱灰熊在今天就领了盒饭…有点搞笑...我是不活啦~~~~

[–]San Diego Clippersmoffattron9000 69 points 7 hours ago

I know this will turn to hit eventually because we're the Clippers, but I'm just going to enjoy the ride until then

快船球迷：快船牛逼如此，夺冠自是指日可待！不过在此之前，我自当静静地躺好，慢慢享受高潮来临前的快感~~~

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